Illustration of a girl in a red off-shoulder top with red devil horns

a small, sincere invitation

Hey you,
wanna grab coffee?

No pressure. Just good coffee, better conversation, and me trying to be charming.

Tell me more ↓

Why this is a great idea

🕐

Low commitment

One hour, tops. If it goes badly, you still got a free coffee out of it. And maybe beat me up if you get annoyed.

🧠

Scientifically proven*

*By me, just now. Coffee makes everything better, and so does good company.

😄

Guaranteed laughs

I promise at least one terrible joke. Possibly two. You can judge me for it.

☕

Espresso lessons

I can teach you how to pull an espresso shot.

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Bonus round

I can also show you how to make an Espresso Martini.

The plan

  1. 01

    You know where to meet

  2. 02

    I show you how to make an Americano

  3. 03

    We talk until the cups go cold

    And then maybe order another round.

  4. 04

    We talk about the night you can't remember

    I can tell you all about it, and you can pretend to be shy about it. Maybe even laugh about it. 💪

So... coffee with me?

Choose wisely. (There's only one right answer.)